Please pull your pants up, I have no interest in seeing your underwear and it looks like you’re carrying around a load in them anyway. Who decided it was cool to have your pants hanging down that low? Newsflash: It’s not. You look like someone on the short bus who can’t dress themselves properly but won’t let their mommy help them. So please, do us all a favor and pull your pants up, sparing us the unsightly spectacle that is your dirty, holy, grubby old underwear.
No, I really don’t have time to sit on the phone while you want me to look up trade in values of all 652 ps2 games you want to trade in. Bring them into the store so I can scan them – much easier and faster. If you’re really really not sure that you want to trade certain titles in, you probably don’t really want to part with them. It makes my life easier if you just leave those ones at home and don’t waste my time.
We don’t have any Wii’s or Guitar Hero 2 for either system – I’m really sorry but why don’t you direct your ire at the people responsible for making them. I have no control over when they’re made, how many are made, how many my company gets or how many my store gets. No there’s no list you can join and we also can’t do pre-orders for them once they’re released. See, that’s the reason the word is pre-order and not order – you order before it comes out, not after.
I’m really sorry that we don’t have any *insert random very rare and hard to find N64 or PS1 game here* sadly they don’t make that game anymore and we’d only see it as a trade in. No I don’t have access to all the other stores inventories via my computer. I’m really sorry, unless you’re a good customer we see on a regular basis that spends a lot of money here we’re also not going to call all over hell’s half acres to try and track a copy down for you. We’d lose money having the damn thing shipped not to mention wasting our time calling everywhere.
Anything else would just be repeating what I’ve said before …